MASSIVE CHANGES MOOTED FOR THE CAPITAL HASH
 
Our benevolent dictator, FRIZZY LIZZIE has decreed that certain verses of the Hare song will no longer be tolerated
under the FRIZZYITE military Junta. Rise up fellows hashers, rise up against the tyranny of Lizzydom. Why cant we
have songs which contain the words "Italian and Stallion", "Minor and Vagina", and my personal favorite
"Brontosaurus and Clitaurus"

Whats so wrong with WEATHERMANs tortured renditions and tragic attempted rhythms. Where else can you go 
on a monday night and hear attempts to rhyme completely incompatable words such as "Daugther and Oorta"
Next thing you know she will be turning off our access to power and water and tinkering with our freedom of speech.
 
Anyhow, apparently there was a run in Franklin on Monday night set by a chap named McTrash (no relation). The
well marked run and adjacent walk took in all the important landmarks of this fine young suburb": Woolies, the Tram
works, all the McMansions own by hungover tradies and Indian Uber drivers. 
 
The run was roundly condemned for having too many Halts, too many checks and a Drink Stop countdown over
5kms. The venue was nice and warm, but that was just a side effect of the available oxygen being fought over by 
30 odd hashers.
 
GERBILS copped a flogging as usual, CRASH and BURN didnt say "Cock" once, we welcomed visitors: TOO KEEN, 
DUMBLEDORE and NASTY BASTARD. The five cent pieces were produced by the million for the upcoming charity 
event which SQUATTER is oblivious about. POP TART didnt spit the dummy once. The FRB was given to SCARLETT.
The dummy spit award was given in perpetuum to POP TART. TRASH received the PPP award (Plenty of Pulitzer
prizes?) and Cracker of the week was passed around 
 
We all marvelled at MIXOs new velocipede. 
Congratulations to POP TART for achieving the lofty heights of GRAND MATTRESS of the Harriets
Good luck to FRIZZY and the five cent piece Tsunami
Thanks to Betty Boop for top nosh

ON ON to DUCKHEADs at MELBA